I really hope you like your roommate.

We need some ground rules for walking down the sidewalk. Maybe a new hand signal that denotes which person moves onto the street? If you have a dog, you can move; if you have a child with you, you don’t have to move. If you both have children with you, the person with the older kids moves over.

Am I a jerk for wanting things to be delivered? Related: Shopping online is suddenly more complicated. There are definitely some things I’m more comfortable purchasing in a store—for example, certain baking supplies I’m not that familiar with. It’s like doing the “I’m feeling lucky” Google search.

I’m actually looking forward to putting tuna fish in my pasta.